I have so many disjointed thoughts floating in this brain of mine so I’m throwing them together to make a post. Feel free to vote on your favorite number in the comment section and I hope you enjoy randominity:

1. After talking to an Audi race car driver (at the zoo.. how random is that?), my suspicions were confirmed: Houston is the second worst city of drivers in the US. Ask me why some time and who’s number 1. (It’s not PC and I only give details like that off the record.)

2. I’ve been thinking of doing some extreme sports. Wait. I walk and bike in Houston… (see #1)

3. I’ve given up milk and its’ products for 3 weeks now to test if I’m allergic (long story, also told in person). Prediction: In my 40s, I write a best-selling milk-free cookbook that puts me through retirement. I then travel the world sampling cheeses ’til death.

4. My cat is a roach hunting genius. Prediction: The next time housemate Hannah’s cornered by a roach (yeah it’s happened), kitty saves the day. Hannah then lets kitty in her room at night. (After writing this, kitty attacked me. New prediction: Roaches win, kitty goes homeless.)

5. I have been compared to a Red Riding Hood figure twice this week. Prediction: It happens one more time or someone buys me a rockin’ red cape. (Everyone knows these things happen in 3′s.)

I really was born in Texas

6. Went to a small town rodeo this weekend.  I am ashamed to say I haven’t worn a cowgirl hat in 15 years. Inner Texan, I’m rediscovering you.

7. Covering my face and wearing shades did not help my poker game tonight. Prediction: I keep the head wrap, make it big—my head wrap makes me famous. (Clearly in my 50s, since my cookbook retirement is in my 40s.)

Posts coming your way:
Garbage Dreams—A review
Fixingitis— a deadly disease

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